I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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