Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
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I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
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We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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