some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
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That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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