fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
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