Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
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I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
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