My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Who wears a wallet chain?!
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
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if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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