I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
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Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
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It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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