i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
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I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
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