How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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