so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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