he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
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You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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