Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
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Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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