Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
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I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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