just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
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Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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