There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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