Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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