she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
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My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
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My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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