Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
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Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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