Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
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Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
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You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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