Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Did we literally take a cab across the street
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize