Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
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We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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