WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
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I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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