..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
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