i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
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Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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