East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
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Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
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god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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