You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
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Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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