your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
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I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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