that's an acceptable place to lick
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
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Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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