party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
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if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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