Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Every concussion has its silver lining
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Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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