Dual....:-)
The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
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I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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