as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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Your topless pictures make me question reality
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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