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Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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