16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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