I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
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I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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