how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
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probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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