Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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