somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
sick fucks of a feather flock together
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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