Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
You can't motorboat a personality
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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