I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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