I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
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what are you doing with your life
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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