I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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