on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
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I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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