fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
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Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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