Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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