Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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