He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
where am i from again
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
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No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
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we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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