I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
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tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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