maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
you win again, gameday.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
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Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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