this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
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Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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